By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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flufee2 27

Just start masturbating beside her next time

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colvindj 22

She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

What a biatch. Time for a period of your own solo handling, followed by a new partner! :)

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KenB99 15

i believe your girlfriend is what most people call a feminist

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stirbnichtvormir 14

Don't take it personal OP. She was probably just embarrassed and that's how she reacted.

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buttcramp 21

this really needs a follow up lol I'm trying to imagine her reasons for this and I got nothin'..

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Drian91800 7

Don't ask, just do. But I guess you won't get a re-try after that.

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bbsdk2 15

Maybe she wasn't actually masturbating, just had an itch or something and it looked like she was masturbating. That would explain why she reacted that way. Then again I could be wrong. She may just have been embarrassed and overreacted

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

I wonder what she'd do if you tried to have sex with her?

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