Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sarah220
United States
Ticked off
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
New, from Goop
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Where did you come from?
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
crayons128
United States
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Leer, Germany
A visitor
Today, I had a walk-in: a tiny tick, crawling through my bathroom window, looking down at me in the shower, wondering whether I might be tasty. The window was closed, by the way. FML
santasadiekins
United States
Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Firepants
Canada
Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML
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Richisme 0
fire wins all the time
MusicXisXii 0
Fire is how you kill them. You can get them off with tweezers. Just make sure you don't leave ANY part of the tick inside of your skin or on your eyelash or whatever.
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SeedlessMe 13
Ok- for next time, use Vasoline- it'll suffocate them and then you just pop it off.. yeah, I liked the forest as a child =)
pillbug 0
get tested for lyme disease now.
JokeMeister 0
How could that possibly happen? You can smother it with Vaseline but it takes about an hour with it hanging off your lid.
fml22221 0
you screwed
lovesbandk09 0
ur an idiot use tweezers dumbass.
Ellahn 0
Tweezers, THEN the fire. :P And good luck. ticks SUCK. Oh yeah, also, check your body for more ticks. If you got one, there might be more. Never seen someone get just ONE tick. Usually some 3, but I've seen people with 8+ ticks.
ibladesi 0
Where the hell did you wake up? You may also have some hygiene issues, friend. If that jerk-off of a tick decides to dig deeper, ouch. Pierced eyelid with tick-head jewelry, that's hardcore.
dinoridinninja 0
Put nailpolish remover on it. It will crawl right out.
plethora_sounds 0
vinegar. seen it work. no BS
DanielleTheOne 3
I was surprised when i saw the comments too because I have never heard of ticks that burrow under the skin. I thought they just held onto the outside. And i've also never known a human or animal whos have a tick of any sort.