By Anonymous - 23/05/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 198
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Where have you been sticking your head?

Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.

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Where have you been sticking your head?

GROSS! How didnt you notice before? And how did you get it? Were you rolling around in the grass or what. . .? #3 - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

she is a hobo and sleeps outside in the grass... nuff said

Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.

Hah #6, and #3, atleast you got the tick

3, hahahahaha , thats exactly what i was thinking

get over it!! Boone cares about a tick!!! U didn't eat it or anything

Boone??? like Boone from LOST!? lol .-.

Ticks can give you Lymes disease, which can lead to death if left untreated. 'Boone' still care?

yeah not quite an fml. this isnt that uncommon and you were actually lucky you got it before it bit you. hah, it would actually have been funny if it did and you walked around with a tick on your face all day.

you know tics are removable right? maybe not so pleasant in the eye but a hot match or lit cigarette does the trick