By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 18:23 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small twigs and branches. The cause? Last night, I threw a sparkling firecracker up very high, only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind. It's going to take $2,000 to fix the damage. FML
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IconicLemon 8

I bet $2000 you wont do it again.

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beehardxcore 26

You managed to fall asleep between throwing the firework, and waking up to a smoldering roof? So, did you fall asleep immediately after throwing it?

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pieman528 10

First it was the roof, now your wallet must be on fire.

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Alan2 24

You're lucky your house didn't come down on top of you in your sleep. Exercise a little common sense in the future, OP. YDI

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Michael_92 20

Not gonna lie but you kinda deserved that one buddy. Imagine if it was someone else's house and it burnt down.

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fadingaway 17

Which is why it's illegal to set off crackers/fireworks in a residential area (here, anyway).

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Consider yourself lucky it didn't land on someone's head

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BracJones214 3

well, dumbass? have you tried not doing that next to your house? try an open field for a change.

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BracJones214 3

man, good thing this isnt a zombie apoclypse, you would've died quick...

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Olivia_73 4

Why would you even do that?

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ToxicFuel 6

YDI just like all those people who play with firecrackers and lose a finger or two... be thankful you're not one of them yet

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