Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Whoops... - 02/09/2018 14:30

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

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By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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TubaTba 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:26

The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...

Capitan 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:23

Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.

Comments

Hop6e 22

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:04

This is so sad.

justsayingbeach 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:28

So glad I don't have to leave my house to wash my clothes ?

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:15

Not just who steals pants, but who steals pants from someone's home? Is anything else missing?

Eliiara 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:26

Buying new pants can get expensive. Sorry op and hope everything works out.

Jethco 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:38

Mentioning that it was a public laundry might have helped.

ChristinePi 36

Thursday 30 July 2015 20:46

I hate that we live in a world where you can't even leave your things alone without worrying about someone stealing or messing with them. Sucks OP.

inolongercare 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:20

Where did the go? Why would someone steel you pants. And why would you wash ALL of your pants at once?

wolfy_fml 5

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:51

I always set the alarm on my phone when I am doing laundry. Even gave the alarm it's own ringtone... a few notes and the words "laundry day" from Dr. Horrible. It goes "broot doot, laundry day!" and gets progressively louder the more I ignore it.