Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
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24788 7
Haha, at least you had a towel.
Isamermaid 17
YDI for not taking the stairs. ...and I'm even a Conservative.
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Comments (58)
Feverrotes 15
Stop being so pessimistic OP. Think of it this way------you just brightened the day of many lucky guys chilling at the lobby at that point in time.
CallMeHush 1
I'm just saying, if the elevator door opened in front of me and there was a girl in nothing but a towel it would make my day and my ride up past what ever floor she was going to.
Anteezy 7
You kinda sound like a creep :3
rockin198 0
that sucks
darkheart88 0
Maybe I just lack shame, but I don't see this as a huge problem. I couldn't care less who sees me in a towel, it's not really that different to a short-ish dress. Maybe it was a little embarrassing but hey, laugh it off - you're in a college dorm after all and I'm sure everyone there has seen worse :)
CYNNER 0
at least you didn't get locked out of your room in your birthday suit and at least there wan't a hobo in the elevator pretending to be passed out so he could peek at your unmentionables. look on the bright side here. ;D
ozymandias_fml 0
... So? first time in a dorm or something? This happened all the time when I lived in the dorms. It's not like it's a big deal -- the towel likely covered *much* more than a swimsuit.
Black_noise09 0
What's the big deal here? You're in college, I had friends that would go to class in bathrobes.
idkweird 0
Not an FML. Just life as usual on a college campus.
yep_me_again 0
this.
Dukaness 0
Today, was my first day of college. When I got to the elevator leading to my floor, the doors opened and a chick in a towel walked out. Im going to like college. MLIA
nazooer 11
This makes no sense.
italian_babe 0
how did u forget to press the floor button?