Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
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24788 7
Haha, at least you had a towel.
Isamermaid 17
YDI for not taking the stairs. ...and I'm even a Conservative.
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Comments (58)
hyoori 0
why did u take the elevator? how if there were still people in the elevator? you wouln't know, right? and for not pressing the button: ydi
mshafty 0
Sounds like the opening sequence of a porno! "Wild girls in Elevators pt. 3" -she rode down in towel but rode up without her virginity!
IwishIknew 0
I hope for those guys you're not some fatso.
stun23 8
yeah very embarrassing, it could be worse though, imagine if your towel slipped
Erindub 0
How the heck do you NOT deserve this?
ddfalsies 0
shadowskater 0
this is when you act mentally retarded so people won't talk about you :)
haharyan732 0
Hey, I'm the OP. Basically, I just acted like it was totally normal.
yusaku02 20
YDI for not taking the stairs
erjaguam 0
I lol'd
christan_gal 0
haha (: funny.