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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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Friday 15 January 2010 9:20

Haha, at least you had a towel.

Isamermaid 17

Friday 15 January 2010 10:04

YDI for not taking the stairs. ...and I'm even a Conservative.

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hyoori 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:06

why did u take the elevator? how if there were still people in the elevator? you wouln't know, right? and for not pressing the button: ydi

mshafty 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:45

Sounds like the opening sequence of a porno! "Wild girls in Elevators pt. 3" -she rode down in towel but rode up without her virginity!

IwishIknew 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:04

I hope for those guys you're not some fatso.

stun23 8

Friday 15 January 2010 21:30

yeah very embarrassing, it could be worse though, imagine if your towel slipped

Erindub 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:36

How the heck do you NOT deserve this?

ddfalsies 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 2:46

shadowskater 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:21

this is when you act mentally retarded so people won't talk about you :)

haharyan732 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:46

Hey, I'm the OP. Basically, I just acted like it was totally normal.

yusaku02 20

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:34

YDI for not taking the stairs

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:06

I lol'd

christan_gal 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:08

haha (: funny.

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