you have fingers for a reason. use them!

Happy birthday!

You need to learn to satisfy yourself before any man can.

Usually I only donate to scientific institutions, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

I agree with what someone else said. Some women need to teach themselves how to have an ****** before they can ****** with someone else, and it takes practice. Google some “how to” articles and get to it!

Sounds like your finger game is pretty weak. Buy a vibrator to git 'er done. Thinking of Larry the Cable Guy will probably help.

Did you just wake up out of a coma?

Some women dont or cant, some people have trouble mentally getting there. I really recommend getting a haitachi wand,usually that does it for women within a minute,i personally have bought them for a few ex lovers, and have recommended them to friends. Pinkcherry has a 30% off code(FALL30)/sale right now and amazon also carries them -links below $80 -30% their lip balm is also worth ordering, or the 18" crystal jellies ***** https://www.pinkcherry.ca/collections/shop-by-brand-vibratex/products/the-original-magic-wand

Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands...

if fingers don't work, you should try buying a Bullet Vibrator to play with your clit. it always works for me.