Today, I witnessed a man die from a heart attack. When I told my dad later, he said "Lose some weight or you'll be next." FML
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Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, I found out my sudden weight loss wasn’t because I changed my diet. It’s because I have heart failure FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
Today, my therapist died from a heart attack, all while telling me not to stress over anything. FML
Today, I had a heart attack. At the hospital, the doctor compared my heart to a stressed out 60 year-old's heart. I'm 17 and I don't even have a job yet. FML
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Top comments
Nezumi04 20
It's good advice OP. To live long you need to be healthy.
guss5441 18
At least its good advice just not good messaging to tell you
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Comments (52)
diyos 15
The hard truth
worldclassrager 41
Mean but true
cookie1207 19
True!
Le_ponderer 14
OP, you better get fit and within the medically acceptable BMI range for your physique. No parent wants to bury their kid; it is the most heart-rending experience. Getting healthy will benefit you more than it will him. Do it for yourself. Good luck.
catherinecas 30
I wonder if OP is actually unhealthy or if their dad is like mine who thinks that if you're 5 pounds overweight you're ridiculously overweight with no redeeming traits.
manlytarts 28
Your dad's a savage.
ladycoco8 20
He's not wrong. Unless you're actually at a healthy weight.
parktato 3
your dad is a fuc*ing savage
AuraMix 2
To be honest he does have a point
cats54321 19
Damn that's kinda insensitive