Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML
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thelastavailable 13
Tell him you also want to get contacts so that maybe you'll see more dick.
onlychildFTW 34
Awwe to bad. But at least he hasn't broken up with you over that. Some guys I know would. And your skin will clear up eventually I'm sure.
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pdp_fml 21
Your acne will eventually go away. I don't know if your relationship will last that long, but don't be alarmed. You could meet a much nicer boy in the near future. Have a great life!
patrickalamo 48
Be careful what you ask for... You may get an honest answer
titzenpitzer 9
So that's what Mars looks like. No really, when I was young I had a serious case of Marslandscaping on my face. At one time, I started drinking water (and only water) like mad and it actually helped me. It didn't work with some other people though.
perdix 31
Wait 'til he starts checking out your ass. Uh-oh.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wait 'till he sees your OH!
agreedtodisagree 4
Just hoping you got big **** so the poor guy has some thing to appreciate about.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not everyone in the world enjoy huge boobs. They're are a lot of people who like smaller boobs. You sound extremely shallow
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Asshole.
threer 30
This is objectification. Women are obviously only acne, '****', and rear ends...
cjack188 13
Just remember OP, every cloud has a silver lining :)
shayshayshazam 14
Or a freckled lining!
DairyQueen13 0
He sounds like my ex. Dump him. You'll be better for it.
The_Hitdude 12
This is a phrase that had made me lose faith in humanity. People suggest a break-up for the dumbest shit these days. He laughed when you tripped? Dump him. She has cat allergies? Dump her. His parents don't like you? Dump him. She forgot to wear deoderant? Dump her. THIS is what our world has come to. What happened to working things out? I'm ashamed to be apart of the human race.
The_Hitdude 12
*has
nikkon416 13
So he's an a******e for being honest? Most people find that to be a good quality. Yes, it might be a hurtful thing to hear, but at least he was honest. No one knows whether or not he was trying to be a prick. If you dont want to hear the truth then don't ask.
Yaen 18
People jump into relationships and marriages way too quickly nowadays. If somebody is irritated by something their partner does, chances are they should not have entered into a relationship in the first place and backing out is probably the best way to go. You know you really love a person when you love their irritating habits too :) tl;dr: people date too much and too soon
Trisha_aus 15
So dump him for telling the truth? Wtf! Girls go on and on about wanting their bf's to be honest with them at all times but when it actually happens they don't want to hear it...and acne is not aids..it'll go away just go see a dermatologist
lialikesapplepie 0
Well, wait until he sees your ****!
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like you need contacts.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's not acne! They're Face Moles!