Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML
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thelastavailable 13
Tell him you also want to get contacts so that maybe you'll see more dick.
onlychildFTW 34
Awwe to bad. But at least he hasn't broken up with you over that. Some guys I know would. And your skin will clear up eventually I'm sure.
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Comments (86)
iPfreeee 3
It's called proactive. Use it
machasa 0
Lol dick
SuperPandaSwagg 10
Go try Proactiv. I use it and it works really well for me. :)
kikikimsicles 0
I wear glasses and they're ten times better than contacts. Not sure how they'd give a sharper picture.
RawrBunneh 0
freckles look amazing on some people.
hateevryone 15
If that is true, get rid of that acne. That is disgusting.
catproblems 2
Get some acne medicine. Or a cat to cry to.
AML14 0
"hmm weird.. Are the contacts making u see a reflection of your own face?"
Lookinforlove10 1
Thelastavailable- thats freakin halarious lol
gosrisky 1
So many of these are of OP's boyfriends being dicks. If it's that bad, break up.
ADOG2645 17
YDI For having freckles