Love: Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip,... - FML

By ren - 13/01/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

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ihpb09 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:54

ouch.. cant say i feel for u, but i hope the rest of ur week turned out alright. sunny smiles! :D

brkn_hearted 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 8:14

damn, talk about shitty. hope that doesn't happen again

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overthrownopt 0

Monday 19 September 2011 17:40

this is one of the very few true FMLs on this site.

lexa1love 16

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:12

This has to be the shortest comment thread in FML history. The FML is even from 09'!

mxij 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 8:36

Well, if there's any good left you will have a busy day with big tips. Or you could just find a 20$ bill in the road. Either works

Orion_Knight78 10

Monday 23 September 2013 14:05

I'd go for the big day with lots of tips, might be more than $20 with that ;)

rjberger1853 8

Friday 6 December 2013 23:35

That's horrible

wickedhyype 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 13:04

In general, f any person's life who works customer service.

Bobsquakward 5

Friday 1 May 2015 22:14

buses. just fyi. not busses.

AAHHHHH 19

Monday 9 January 2017 16:04

Some helpful advice if you're working in the US and your tips plus your hourly wages don't add up to minimum-wage your employer is required to make up the difference

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