Money: Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came...

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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flockz 19

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

"by the way, i drive a tank."

Livzii 5

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

check the security cameras

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MISSJMAGIC 6

Monday 3 October 2011 8:37

bumped, really?!!

cmabmb112210 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:23

Finger print the note nab em that way

bustinyoface 0

Friday 23 December 2011 5:27

They must have been black…

zylexity 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:06

At least they said sorry!

Euronymous93 29

Saturday 10 August 2013 22:52

Never go to Walmart, ever. Sorry that happened, OP.

TheDoctor10 28

Friday 1 November 2013 10:38

That's Walmart for you

SexyMexi21 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 5:05

betcha it was a diesel, probably lifted too. sorry op

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