Kids: Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's...

By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

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By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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They hated her because she spoke the truth

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Kids these days are so ungrateful, it makes me sick

kaosps2 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Give her an empty box next year.

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yrue82 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:05

...ungrateful kid!

naiveprophet 15

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:50

Eh, yeah the kid's a brat, but you should've asked your sister or brother what their kid wanted before you went out and got a barbie. Not all kids like barbies. I wasn't a fan of them when I was 8. I wouldn't have just thrown it away, but I would have preferred something more to my interests. Yes, kids at 8 do have interests.

Filia_Palladis 8

Friday 5 April 2013 20:47

I guess I really am old, because my first thought is, "My folks would've sent me to my room and probably confiscated one of my prized toys if I did that!"

anxietydisorderz 6

Wednesday 10 April 2013 20:54

What an ungrateful little -----!!! If I was her mother, she would be making a donation to the needy of ALL the gifts she didn't throw away...to teach her to be more respectful of people!

whiplash2289 19

Monday 15 April 2013 0:55

kill it... kill it with fire.

Fedezzer 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 22:33

No, use fire to make deeps wounds, then put it out with vodka. That'll make her appreciate life.

yenyenyin 2

Sunday 16 June 2013 12:38

I didn't even get a Barbie until I was 11! She should be more grateful

iteenlovequotes 19

Monday 24 June 2013 14:35

kids today are already surrounded by so much technology that they probably dont play with dolls anymore. because when I was a kid my life revolved around my hot wheels and dolls

kidrauhlsimpson 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 4:05

It's annoying how kids are ungrateful brats these days

The_Nuke 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:34

It's sad when a child lacks the imagination to be able to play with a toy as simple as a doll or a ball. If it doesn't have buttons and batteries, they want nothing to do with it. Faith in next generation: destroyed