Miscellaneous: Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from...

By earplugsplease - 16/05/2013 16:16 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 02:00

Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 18:00

Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML

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By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By Betriz - 14/08/2023 06:00

Today, I walked in on my live-in sister masturbating my husband. He currently has injuries on both arms and they’re both in a cast. She told me he was “horny” and needed to “take some pressure off” so she wanted to “help” because she "was home at the time.” They both seriously see nothing wrong with this. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Friday 17 May 2013 0:01

You should convince him to pay you gas money

rouh_fml 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:06

Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!

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fmlkolakas 4

Friday 17 May 2013 4:51

we dont really know enough to judge either way. The sister could be trying to have a baby and be ovulating. The OP could have showed up unannounced. The husband may have been joking. I dont get why people jump to conclusions w/o the whole story.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 May 2013 15:59

This is FML, not a law review course. It's fun to jump to conclusions. Some of us hit our heads on the way up.

PiNkMoOn 9

Friday 17 May 2013 5:03

what a dick !

nikolkaw 9

Friday 17 May 2013 7:17

Hopefully you stayed. It's not like he will be horny once in a life time.

Himlagott 14

Friday 17 May 2013 7:52

And the sister gets no say weather SHE wants to have sex or not? Does she just have to obey him and get horny on demand? That is so sick, sounds like he uses his wife to jerk off in, not as a partner.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 May 2013 16:01

LOL. Reading really is fundamental. I thought you meant OP, which makes your comment funnier.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 17 May 2013 8:46

Can't this wait? Four hours is a long drive...

IcemistDragon 20

Friday 17 May 2013 9:28

Was it a planned visit? If not then ydi......If he knew you were coming but decided to try and run you out of the house immediately then fyl...

eMurpH 9

Friday 17 May 2013 9:44

Rude or not, at least he had the balls to speak his mind. A trait many people lack nowadays.

eMurpH 9

Friday 17 May 2013 9:45

Hey, if you're horny, you're horny.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 17 May 2013 10:44

Should have said: "I could do with a 5 min walk, you don't need more than that, right?" You should feel bad for your sister OP, if she married such an ass that doesn't respect her family.