Miscellaneous: Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from...

By earplugsplease - 16/05/2013 16:16 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML

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Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Friday 17 May 2013 0:01

You should convince him to pay you gas money

rouh_fml 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:06

Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!

Comments

laughmaster 9

Friday 17 May 2013 12:29

What did your sister say??

Fuzzynavel 10

Friday 17 May 2013 13:25

Should have whipped out the curling iron.

FeelingIT 10

Friday 17 May 2013 13:35

*Activate sense of humor*! My husband does this to my friends occasionally. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body and is a perv to the core. Luckily for my friends, I can leave the room and return in 3 minutes or less and no one has to hear my husband beg and complain for hours.