Love: Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my...

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Lauren - 05/01/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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mk_03 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:18

Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

Mattyknows 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:38

At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.

Comments

MiSZ3MilYx3 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:24

giiirL- he ain't worth it anyways! i sure hope you explained yourself to him.

linzhart333 8

Sunday 15 March 2009 4:29

what an insecure asshole. first of all asking you OVER A TEXT and second of all calling you a name when you didn't respond. wow. that's lame.

jpabely 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:27

maybe if you lose some weight he'll take you back

withered 30

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:05

#56 Clearly her weight is not a problem here. Everyone with grain of common sense can see that this was a pathetic insecure reaction and he just blurted some insult. Just like it's clear you probably know that but immediately jumped to "insult 'fat' people" train so you feel better about yourself. And even if she was fat she can lose those kilograms while her crush and you will need much more effort to deal with your insecurities.

xxmsp91 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 8:00

hahahahha what a prick. he asked u with a text message???? LOL

BloodWolf_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:31

You dodged a bullet! You should be happy you avoided a major jerk. :P

ceightlin 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 11:52

I can't stand when someone freaks out on me because I haven't answered my text message within a five minute time range. - sigh. - It seems it happens everywhere.

_waddup 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:43

aww, im sorry. that's so mean of him.

aploytxt 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:09

just because you didnt reply right away? wtf thats so harsh..

Pandarsenic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 12:23

Wow, talk about bitterness.

spockezri 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:09

What a jerk. If he's that immature, and he's eighteen - he's technically an adult. That's sort of scary. You deserve better, girl! Go out with someone else.