Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
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Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
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mk_03 0
Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P
Mattyknows 0
At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.
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MiSZ3MilYx3 0
giiirL- he ain't worth it anyways! i sure hope you explained yourself to him.
linzhart333 8
what an insecure asshole. first of all asking you OVER A TEXT and second of all calling you a name when you didn't respond. wow. that's lame.
jpabely 0
maybe if you lose some weight he'll take you back
withered 30
#56 Clearly her weight is not a problem here. Everyone with grain of common sense can see that this was a pathetic insecure reaction and he just blurted some insult. Just like it's clear you probably know that but immediately jumped to "insult 'fat' people" train so you feel better about yourself. And even if she was fat she can lose those kilograms while her crush and you will need much more effort to deal with your insecurities.
xxmsp91 0
hahahahha what a prick. he asked u with a text message???? LOL
BloodWolf_fml 0
You dodged a bullet! You should be happy you avoided a major jerk. :P
ceightlin 0
I can't stand when someone freaks out on me because I haven't answered my text message within a five minute time range. - sigh. - It seems it happens everywhere.
_waddup 0
aww, im sorry. that's so mean of him.
aploytxt 0
just because you didnt reply right away? wtf thats so harsh..
Pandarsenic 0
Wow, talk about bitterness.
spockezri 0
What a jerk. If he's that immature, and he's eighteen - he's technically an adult. That's sort of scary. You deserve better, girl! Go out with someone else.