alli67
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Genetics
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
Some Girl
United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
makinascene
United States
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
bad brother
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
fattie4life
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
samikai523
United States
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
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brendirific 12
This FML depends on how many months pregnant OP's sister is
AllieCat21 21
If you're unhappy about your weight and want to make a change, use this as motivation.
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Comments (53)
mattyiscool123 26
Whoopsie-daisies
shepp626 11
That by itself doesn't really say anything. At nine months pregnant my sister weighed 116, some people are just tiny.
Tsukiyomi 16
I'm so so sorry OP I just starting laughing
lannina_fml 4
I've been there...
demonfacee 14
As long as you both are healthy, that's all that matters.
NonGender 12
My sister has had two kids in a very short time and weighs less than I do.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Think yourself lucky, she is going to be weighted down by twenty plus years of paying for that child.