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Today, I went to the doctor's for the third time in a week for a huge growth under my jaw. I have seen an urgent care doctor, an emergency room doctor and an ear, nose and throat specialist who all gave me different diagnoses. I've so far spent $300. FML

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doggone456 0

hey your better safe than sorry, money can be replaced and gotten back, a person can't, u might wanna get a PET scan on it to see if it's cancerous or benine

It seem obvious to me that you should trust the third doctor (the expert). ER and urgent doctors are adept at all medicine but only experts at emergencies like trauma.

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jesbar95 10

Maybe because you're going to different types of doctors. Dumbass.

kyleawq 0

dumb ass that ur fault.

I'm a medical technologist, and this is solely based on the singular symptom of a large growth under your jaw, but my first "textbook" guess would be Burkitt's Lymphoma.

And that's not even the other bill you will get.

xSunnyOlivia 17

An adams apple..?

$300?? that's CHEAP. Try $14,000 over the course of 8 months....

Have you figured out what it was?

Charity Taylor 17

only $300?! lucky! 😭