Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
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Top comments
fuckfuckityfuck 16
better safe than sorry
syki 22
On the upside, it's not cancer! Whatever the opposite of FYL is, that.
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Comments (104)
9a_1z 12
Great now you have me prodding at my own breasts to see if I can feel my ribs. I can't feel anything. D: Once you're over 40 it's a good idea to have routine mammograms anyway, you could see this as practice!
mjs47 6
At first I thought that a piece of your rib had broken off and lodged itself in your breast. Now that would be gory. I think I need a coffee to stay awake.
pandarae 12
Hey better safe than sorry!
tiger820 20
why your boob's so far down that when you feel them and touch a rib you think it's in your breast? FYL for real!
Fairyjoshy 13
What the hell do you think is behind boobs?
bapbap_fml 15
I think you might want to read up on human anatomy...
moocowmilk0 19
so how does this actually happen?
Mpii 11
I don't think this is an FML at all! It should be more like: Today I proved to myself that I am a rationally thinking person, that cares about their wellbeing. Good on you OP! :)
TheFount 21
Typical. Don't worry, a liberals complaints are rarely relevant.
pockleboy 7
Id be willing to check for free
Psyqiik 18
Usually I call people stupid for this but with cancer you're better safe than sorry
Mf2307 15
I agree cancer can be very scary
man_in_black08 28
Blonde moment