Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
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Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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DocBastard 40
Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision". Seriously.
Sidneyr 14
Well it's a good thing they didn't
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Comments (54)
RandomUsername88 24
I laughed so hard while reading this that I gave myself the hiccups xP
momac86 17
Well that's one way to avoid the pain
skyttlz 32
A week ago my doctor decided the weird bruise on my back was a lipoma (little harmless blob of fat) and when the nurse came back in I accidentally said it was a lymphoma
tomvertigo 17
At least they didnt say "Sure thing" and smile at you...
00sweeney 2
I'm sorry--but I just can't fathom what it must be to go through life and feel as if your life is ****** just because you use the wrong word. IF you're serious---this just makes me sad. I hope some day you learn not to sweat the INFINITESIMALLY small stuff like this.
lyn87 7
LOL