Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
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Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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DocBastard 40
Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision". Seriously.
Sidneyr 14
Well it's a good thing they didn't
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Comments (54)
jonomc 12
Wow weak moderation
worldclassrager 41
I don't think a dentist would do something like that
Brandi_Faith 34
Got to go to the vet for that one.
jonomc 12
Just a slip of the tongue. Would be a real FML if he carried out your instructions
Ilovelife93 9
Oh goodness, OP! They probably knew you were nervous and could figure out what you meant!!! Ha-ha..hope everything went okay!
Scorpio01 16
Doctors hear more weird things OP... Dont worry..
mambab 14
Dont let'em
c3llyhard 7
how did you post this?
andrmac 25
Well I'm sure they figured that you hate dental work that much that they better put you out good.
ScenePanda45 13
Dude..I'd be scared strait that whole appointment..FYL
ninjamadi 16
we've all made mistakes. I was at my doctor for my epilepsy and while filling out the sign in information sheet I wrote down my vets name instead of my primary doctor because I see the vet more lol. my grandparents got a good laugh