Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By I already have one, thanks - 09/08/2014 05:59 - Australia - Mosman

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

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By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By apologetic - 09/06/2014 14:27 - United States - Latonia

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

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By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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By Tygastyle - 23/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

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SilentTreatment 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:55

Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...

Mister_Triangle 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:41

That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.

Comments

s0m3guy2010 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:03

If you had let them know that you heard them, I'm fairly sure that they would have died from humiliation... that is unless they really are just complete pricks.

Meme1988 18

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:29

You SHOULD make it so clear to them that u heared them and complane to the manager!! Trust me

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 3 November 2011 13:53

You* heard* complain* also there should be a "have" after SHOULD and that "so" is an unnecessary partof the sentence.

wilsontws 18

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:05

TELL them you heard them.

MaaaanWTF 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:06

If it bothered you that much you should of put the nastiest thing you could find into the deposit tube for the bank tellers. Make sure you make eye contact when they receive your generous gift then peel the **** out!

indielove 13

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:26

Make them know that you heard them then report them to management

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:29

Next time come prepared with a tape recorder. Then tape them making fun of you. Later, go in the bank, play the message in front of them, point to the manager and wave the recorder in his/her general direction. Say, "You are now my bitches", and negotiate an extra 1/2% (best you can hope for today... sigh) annual interest on your savings account.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:37

Well you were gonna rob the Bank of America down the sreet but this bitches are just asking for it!

wriptidez 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:45

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 9:49

ShyAnn29 14

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:58

:-/

Draxanoth 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 10:04

Your so lame bankers make fun of you....Damn...FYL

DontForgetMe4 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 10:37

tell them you changed your mind and come in when there boss is in...look at their faces then.

fthislyfe 22

Thursday 3 November 2011 10:39

People make fun of each other all the time. They're mostly losers. My stupid roommates constantly made fun of everyone, while they were more ridiculous than the people they were making fun of. So don't take it too serious...