Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML
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Top comments
SilentTreatment 7
Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...
Mister_Triangle 21
That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.
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Comments (105)
s0m3guy2010 21
If you had let them know that you heard them, I'm fairly sure that they would have died from humiliation... that is unless they really are just complete pricks.
Meme1988 18
You SHOULD make it so clear to them that u heared them and complane to the manager!! Trust me
Llama_Face89 34
You* heard* complain* also there should be a "have" after SHOULD and that "so" is an unnecessary partof the sentence.
wilsontws 18
TELL them you heard them.
MaaaanWTF 1
If it bothered you that much you should of put the nastiest thing you could find into the deposit tube for the bank tellers. Make sure you make eye contact when they receive your generous gift then peel the **** out!
indielove 13
Make them know that you heard them then report them to management
mrahhhhh 21
Next time come prepared with a tape recorder. Then tape them making fun of you. Later, go in the bank, play the message in front of them, point to the manager and wave the recorder in his/her general direction. Say, "You are now my bitches", and negotiate an extra 1/2% (best you can hope for today... sigh) annual interest on your savings account.
leadman1989 16
Well you were gonna rob the Bank of America down the sreet but this bitches are just asking for it!
wriptidez 0
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mrahhhhh 21
!
ShyAnn29 15
:-/
Draxanoth 15
Your so lame bankers make fun of you....Damn...FYL
DontForgetMe4 0
tell them you changed your mind and come in when there boss is in...look at their faces then.
fthislyfe 22
People make fun of each other all the time. They're mostly losers. My stupid roommates constantly made fun of everyone, while they were more ridiculous than the people they were making fun of. So don't take it too serious...