Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
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sdcrazy1018 0
At least he came to parent's day
killurbeer 0
twinklestar you are full of shit!
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Comments (44)
frankgrimes 4
to all those People writing essays for comments, RELAX. anyway WHO CARES. not an FML
SupaSwaggin 0
wow, that teacher is an asshole
LemonStarship 5
Couldve said something back like and you're the teacher no one liked. Wouldn't work if she's really nice though
FarSide 23
FYL for sure, but not for what your asshole teacher said. No, FYL for deriving some amount of your low self esteem from someone who you could not control. Your father's behavior is not indicative, nor predictive of who you as a person are, nor what you can become. Get some professional counseling or else you may end up an alcoholic...
killurbeer 0
twinklestar you are full of shit!
Twinklestar 0
About what??
iluvlaffing 0
Your dad=EPIC WIN
brens64 0
props to ur dad he still found time to show up to parents day my parents never showed up to those at least he's a loving drunk
owlowl 0
"If I'm such a bad dad, why are we all dancing?"
TryToBeKind 0
That was very unprofessional and rude. I would have said, "Yes, and you must be the teacher who didn't bother to call Children's Services or at least speak to the guidance counselor.
bugmenotmofo 34
If I was your teacher I'd remember you as the American girl who doesn't know the difference between "who's" and "whose"...