Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
Today, I accidentally gave myself a black eye. I would laugh about it if my friends didn't start suspecting that my husband is abusing me, and won't listen when I try to explain what really happened. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
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Top comments
geekbuscus 19
It's a sad day when you get a black eye for being a decent human being.
Bloink 25
at least you're a good friend :)
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Comments (139)
desoxyn242 14
U
lizzy9147 10
What happend all u wanted to do was give him support
Wingman527 22
You're a good friend.
DawnofDark 15
Did he hit you with the closet door or what? We need more details to this FML.
TerraShadow 18
You're a good friend OP
Dogzard 10
Hope the other person got worse than a black eye.
worldclassrager 41
Props for being there...did you protect your friend from getting the black eye and get it yourself?
martin8337 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What happened, did he hit you in your eye with his dick?
Maultest 6
That's horrible. I wish the both of you the best. And I do thank you for being supportive of your friend during such a high stress period for him.
annoyed146578 12
You are a good friend! I feel for people who's family can't accept them for who they are. With friends like you at least they know they have someone they can count on when they can't count on their family.