Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Maybe she's trying a new method to get in students heads
ItsAnanya 25
Is he/she a Maths teacher? They have a lot of problems.
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Comments (63)
vehementbitch 4
Have a great school year!
fsomelife 26
They have schools for that? Hm...if she doesn't like this ******* school, she could try working at a different ******* school.
Kallian_fml 21
Where is this '******* school'? Can I get my boyfriend enrolled? He could use a few lessons.
NoFlippinWai 24
My husband, too. Is it a four-school or just a two-year? or ot olis like a community education class that is a term long? Is there a followup class, (like *******, ******* 2.)?
Kallian_fml 21
Posts like this make me wonder how long I'll be able to stay sane in the teaching industry...
GoodLookingGeese 10
I put my bet on 12 months. But seriously you must seek for having fun doing it, otherwise it's gonna get you.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your teacher sounds like a cool teacher. Better than the ones that don't seem to give a sh*t.
hienzburgess 9
that's when you know that you'll have an amazing year OP.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
She sounds like the cold, blunt but honest type.
nerovetsrethca 20
Wow gl op
awkwardology 23
Your teacher speaks for all of us.
mimiminx 23
Sounds like Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher.
Ziggy122 15
She just said what most of the faculty is thinking.