Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I was walking to my car balancing 3 tacos, soda and napkins. A gust of wind blew my napkins up the street. In my attempt to catch them, I tripped onto the sidewalk. The tacos landed inside a car. Its owner came out just in time to see me standing next to their dash covered in salsa and lettuce. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
Dip spit smells terrible. You should have noticed.
Broc831 6
I think I threw up a little in my mouth... that sucks!
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Comments (171)
xbrandimichellex 5
I've done that before...at least it was from my own spit cup though lol
PinkFun1969 9
get your shots updated
MrJojobinks 6
I almost threw up reading that.
baconstripslover 8
Eeeewwwwwww that must have sucked. Did you spit it out all over your wheel and dashboard or did you swallow it?
denvan 0
In N Out
SxeDaze 13
was it all thick like syrup :D , no just playing , truly FYL thats just wrong .
Nemmycakes 3
Yes I'm sure he knows dipping ***** your mouth, and what an original south joke, I've never heard that one before.
Technoir 2
Dipping, chewing and smoking are all ******* disgusting. Why would you let some drooling redneck dipper in your car in the first place?
crabbyapple 2
That used to happen to me when I was little, I would grab a soda and try to chug it, then realize it was full of chewing tobacco.
hunnibunnz 13
couldn't you tell immediately since the cup wasnt cold?! if not, you deserved it.