Love: Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I...

By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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Culture clash

By lmaofuck - 26/05/2016 01:06 - United States - Westerville

Today, I had a guest at my house. I stood up to shake her hand and kiss her on both cheeks, which is common in my culture. When she was kissing my cheeks, I went the opposite way from her and I ended up kissing her on the lips instead. Her eyes went big and I ran away. FML

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So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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Running commentary

By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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tmrwisanotherday 1

Friday 4 November 2011 12:36

Grow up boy, grab her , pull her in and plant one on her lips.

sakforduc 0

Friday 4 November 2011 12:33

At least u didn't headbutt her by accident.

Comments

ProjeKtSC2 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 5:22

Haha epic teacher is epic!

zander4310 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 8:24

when i saw it was a teacher i clicked your life sucks

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 8:34

At least you have a girlfriend

pumkiinhead 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:51

Talk about a dick teacher

omgfmlallday 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:56

I did

dannyreal 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:49

How do you miss the cheek

megan_lovee 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 23:43

thts sad

Lizabeth20 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:20

try try try again. lol

tab62495 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:54

Damn well awkward fail But don't worry dude same thing happened to me but instead of a teacher it was a police officer at my school

hockeybumm 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 4:20

I would totally do that if I was a teacher!

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