Kids: Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized...

By googoogaga - 13/03/2010 15:13 - United States

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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kitt_en 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...

lilalfredo 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:08

that little *****!!

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The__Redneck 7

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:56

If you didn't belt that little thief, you deserve to lose the clip. Next time, jackslap the shit. Even if you don't get back what was stolen, you get the pleasure of physically harming a thief--and just maybe stopped the next theft, because the kid's parents are obviously too incompetent to do something about it.

Lopes8p 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:39

you really shouldn't have added that it was hello kitty because that made ydi

mercedeslove 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:40

next time punch the little bitch in the face, knock her stealing ass out, and take it back. for good measure kick her in the face a few times while she is down, than kick her ***** of a mother in the twat for being so ******* stupid and giving birth to that mistake.

mzhonesty 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:42

Normally I'd tell you to grow up, but I don't let children get away with taking anything that belongs to me. You may get arrested for slapping the bitch, but she stole from you and her mother did nothing about it.

ducky3620 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:14

just let the little girl have it. it's a ******* hairclip!

Paigeypoo630 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:15

Wow, all the people who are talking about beating the crap out of an 8-year old are just idiots. Does it really make your sorry life better to beat up an 8 year old for a stupid hairclip. Wow...that's very low.

angrynegro7 16

Monday 15 March 2010 18:31

So what you're saying is that it was perfectly alright for this child to take something that didn't belong to her? I'm guessing that since the OP had to fight with this child, and still didn't get her property back, that the girl's parents did absolutely nothing to intervene. That's a very dangerous lesson for that child to learn. I wouldn't be surprised if this girl gets busted in a few years for shoplifting. That's the problem with a lot of kids nowadays. They have too much power. They want to act like little bad-asses, and God forbid if their parents try to discipline them. Then these little brats can turn around and call Child services, because they don't want to be held responsible for their bad behavior.

GinandJenkem 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:22

That's when you put the insubordinate bitch in a Muay Thai clinch and bash her skull in with your knees until she is unconscious or dead.

kaybbyx3 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:43

you should have just let it go. who the hell fights with an 8 year old? unless you're 13 and immature. then nevermind, it all makes sense

jennadol95 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:24

Lmao. I was having a terrible night. And when I read this, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for making my night a million times better with your terrible arguing skills.