Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML
kittykat798 tells us more.
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
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Marine1775 14
Let's be real here.
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well that's their loss! I bet you're a great girl with lots to offer. Don't let them bring you down!
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Comments (99)
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you'll find someone better...don't give up
91hayek 31
So it's only appropriate to hit on women if I'm attractive? Usually when I try it at work I get called "creep" and "eew". Still, maybe I'm just doing it wrong. Someone needs to give me the 411 on how to get mad "hitting on girls" skillz.
glabberfasted 16
I think you misread the FML
91hayek 31
how? I read it as OP was disappointed because they didn't hit on her. Also they were attractive. Usually FMLs are about how inappropriate guys are when they hit on girls, but this one is about being sad for not being hit on. Still confused :/
ArmyDoc 11
Don't sweat it OP. You don't want a guy who hits on you solely for your looks. And it might of just been the timing of their break and nothing at all to do with you leaving. Wait for someone who deserves you!
Epikouros 32
Maybe they just misunderstood your Game of Thrones T-shirt saying 'All men must die'.
yetanotherginger 19
Maybe they did it because they didn't want to hurt your feelings by hitting on your friends and blatantly not being interested in you - how bad would you feel to have them do it right in front of you, effectively saying you aren't good enough for them?
yumetoyuki 2
That has happened to me while my sister and I were out shopping. And out running errands. Guys walk up to her all the time just to hit on her, and they all ignore me. But it's cool though, because she hates it and turns them down. Plus most of those guys dress like no one loves them anyway.
joseph19921992 10
I feel you OP, just look at my prof. Pic. HUEHUEHUE #uglylyfe
cakefete2 31
Dude, that pic caused me to literally cringe. Can you imagine that girl writing an FML about how guys hit on her all the time? Yea, i can't picture it either.
jeriaslovesyou 16
LMAO. I can't stop laughing! XD
glabberfasted 16
This is one of the very few comments I've actually laughed at.
CattiniThePanini 14
You never know, it might have just been a misunderstanding. **** their lives, I bet they dont know what they're missing.
Mauskau 36
There could be several different reasons as to why they did that, and you could just have bad timing. Don't worry about it, if they're waiters they probably flirt with hundreds of girls during the week and still don't get anything from it other than a tip.
bv2332 10
Don't be ugly
PassiveAggresive 12
Well It's their loss! Look at it this way; they may be decently attractive, but that doesn't mean that they're good for you.. Seems to me they were 100% searching for looks, instead of the whole package
askullnamedbilly 33
Isn't the whole package personality AND looks? And let's be honest, OP was being superficial too. The only reason she even noticed those two waiters was because they were both very attractive, not because she talked to them and discovered their wonderful personalities.