Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML
kittykat798 tells us more.
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
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Marine1775 14
Let's be real here.
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well that's their loss! I bet you're a great girl with lots to offer. Don't let them bring you down!
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Comments (99)
jeriaslovesyou 16
Aw, I'm sorry OP! The right one will come along, just stay positive and be yourself. :)
belljars 22
Its okay. You don't want to date a waitor anyway. The chef is where the real money is at
smokecloud_ 37
Unless you're talking about an executive or sous chef, we servers probably make more than most line cooks. To relate to the FML, servers flirt. It's a tactic to increase the tip. OP probably came back at an inopportune time, I mean, we can't stay at the table forever. You've gotta get your drinks and food somehow.
buonotomato 20
I understand that's not exactly a boost to your self confidence, but at least you now know they aren't worth it :)
thelittlemissy 29
You're not alone op!
bombielol 20
screw them, thats thier loss ;)
albertozeta_fml 9
Are you sure they weren't a couple of prostitutes?
albertozeta_fml 9
Sorry, I read "waitresses".
sabine123_fml 5
Wear push up bra show some boobs and bright red lipstick It says sexy and available Doc
FMLL2016 16
Don't let it get you down! That's their loss!
Attacksloth 33
Women avoided me for the longest time, and you know what happened? I met an amazing (and attractive) woman, who I am marrying in three months. Moral of the story: Who gives a shit if a bunch of judgmental guys avoid you? All you need is that one that respects you, which will turn up despite what you might think right now. Keep your chin up.
bleu85 11
May be they left for other reasons.