Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...
F_MY_L1FE 0
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.
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Comments (118)
KrystalCaliyah 0
sucksss !.
ToNstAAr 8
Must have been fun. :D
Jacob_04 0
referee cheated! england had those damn germans!
Maxine17 8
No, we didn't. Had they allowed the goal, we would have still been behind by 2 goals. We played like shit.
gigidy_goo 0
were they all like herbert?
redcheckers1011 1
you need to go out moree (:
djbrooke12345 0
BAHAHAHAHA loser!
Ragnir 0
I'll be that old geezer 60 years from now racing people in wheel chairs in wal mart. if any kid finds me lame at that point in time I'm afraid I'm going to have to run him over, and god knows how fast electric wheel chairs will go in 60 years from now. youngsters these days! damn I'm already sounding old FML was the apple pudding good atleast OP?
shoeofallcosmos 0
I was that same kid!! We're not losers; we're just people who have the ability to mingle with people of all ages, unlike most stupid children these days. Also, old people parties are fun. They have great food, and you can play the game "count the Rolex watches".
theengulfer2 0
I'm just as bad.
Zerinity 0
YDI for thinking that a 16 year old needs to go to parties to be cool.