Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
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Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...
F_MY_L1FE 0
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.
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Comments (118)
yellowdub 4
I empathize. Try to be positive though, you will be more inviting to your peers.
XoXoSLY 0
haha old people rock
MurderxFace 1
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aru9 0
Sucks :(
Seantizzle 0
BINGO PARTY!!!!!!!
krisfersays 0
You're only 16, get over it.
dancerhottie 0
sheust not have a very good social status!
Maxine17 8
You were seriously mis-informed about what party this might be. FYL You know what's great though OP? Being 18 and going to proper parties. Don't try and grow up too soon.
BallinJ 0
did u hook up with any of the old women?
jplumbob 4
52 damn girl what are you on? Look at those pupils.
Maxine17 8
HA no my pupils are always big, not on anything :)
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
who doesnt love a good party with old ppl???
iamborat99 0
#1 atl Chris: that tattoo is FAB ! it is super cute. and I would know .. I'm gay
iamborat99 0
#1 atlchris: that tattoo is FAB. it is super CUTE !! and I would know... I'm gay