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Let me guess. Someone told you it was a senior party.
I know that feel, bro. Only contact I can really get is my mom's over-50 friends, and I can't drive yet so I'm stuck.
you are only 16. most people don't start partying until college
I'm 16, and have NEVER been to a party.
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A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.