Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
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Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML
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Welshite 40
Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.
SandyBella 17
Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.
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Comments (71)
summer135790 15
Maybe he's high?
SanaSazi 32
have done similar things myself. makes me wonder why i even bother to get up in the mornings.
lina21 12
Did you have another good laugh or a klutzy good Samaritin of your own to continue the chain?
ZannityZan 13
Must have been a damn clean door!!
lesliemay15 8
Lmao well at least you guys had a good laugh about it.
Chiroptera_Man 10
Did he rush to help you back? :)
shawnsavage 9
The windex is strong this these janitors.
tobba_fml 1
this is why cameras were invented
dsw144 18
I did something similar once! I was in a new building helping set up the front lobby, and all the windows and the door were glass and the same height. I mistook a window for the door because it was so clear. it hurts but its good that you and the other man could laugh it off, OP!! hope your interview went well!
thedarklordsatan 7
And now you guys are best friends