Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
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Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
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gracehi 33
At least you weren't mistaken for Swiss cheese. You'd have been eaten.
allie2590 31
At least the misunderstanding was cleared up before you actually became a ghost. Holy sheet!
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Comments (72)
emmaaadotcom 20
At least you're still alive and well with being able to write this post. Better luck next year OP! (;
llamarrama01 21
It's really sad that that is where people's minds go right away.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Its more sad the KKK still exist.
llamarrama01 21
It's even sadder that they ever existed.
OysterPearls 33
I have seen pictures of kids dressed as KKK members. That's the saddest.
orbit 22
Yeah, the KKK was never really good at making eye holes either
wanted_2_want 40
Nope. They made assholes all the time!!
drmisin 5
Don't feel bad op. Those are just cowards who live their life in fear of being offended.
Astrum14 24
"I know you just got beaten to a bloody pulp, but don't feel bad! They are of poor character!" Most stupid shit I've ever read in my life.
brand125 17
20 - i dont know, yours was more of a waste if time..
Soundslikeothers 15
Those guys who beat you up are idiots, if they had any sense for history they would know what an actual KKK member looks like.
domolovesyoshi 33
Yeah do they get offended by kids dressed as ghosts for being midget members of the kkk
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't you need a point on your head for that? Either way you might have been better off with dressing like Charlie Brown
Leels 8
Honestly, that wasn't your fault. But maybe you should have dressed as Charlie Brown underneath the sheet? That would have been more convincing.
DenverTyrrell 13
It's Halloween...ghosts are associated with Halloween...why the hell would they beat you up?! If they say a little kid dressed as a ghost would they do the same? They're just plane stupid
Calingaladha 21
Yeah, some people jet don't get it.
blackonblight 33
Considering just last year there was a big deal about a mother letting her very young kid go trick-or-treating dressed as a klansman, I wouldn't be too shocked.
domolovesyoshi 33
Wow, that's really pathetic
jthmtwin 16
People are wayyyy to sensitive now. Charlie browns costume was a fantastic idea. Did you have a trick or treat bag full of rocks with it?
Punkgirl4554 20
A guy from my collision repair class dressed as a ghost and went around asking people to join the Kool Kids Klan. This class is in Pontiac, MI. Every ethnicity laughed.