Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to...

By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By akosirm - 25/09/2012 02:28 - Philippines

Today, I was going to a big concert at my university. I paid around a hundred twenty bucks for my ticket. Outside the venue, people were handing out the tickets. For free. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By duhitskelly94 - 24/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

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Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Saturday 7 January 2012 12:27

They should appreciate the irony. I know I would!

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 12:28

At least you got the autograph.

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dothan89 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:52

Thats awesome. I would just have said "Hey, can you sign this for me in protest of their protest?"

ugot_mayellad 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:02

How does this deserve the title FML? That sounds like the greatest thing ever. I'd take this over a Klondike bar anyday.

nabila21 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:33

Tell them to Autograph you're face !!!! I'd like that...

mrmerino 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:52

Get them to sign it anyway. If they're that controversial, they'll appreciate the irony.

nelsokev 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:56

that's cool.

mommykrissy_05 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:58

You were wearing pants and a shirt. Hey sign my shirt! Problem solved. Personally I think the flyer is great!

wriptidez 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:10

cool

ssato 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:22

This is possibly one of the best stories ever! I wished I could have been there, I would have had a blast.

shitwit2234 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:31

What about your shirt?

kaykay20 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:20

Not true you have a body they could of signed instead

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Thanks for the memories

Doom Metal will do that to you

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