Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad...

By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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jonan1212 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:01

he don't like u

jazziness 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:01

maybe he had to go somewhere else...

Comments

EmyB_fml 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:11

hint hint ?

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:11

Gas, grass or ass -- no one rides for free! I saw that once on a bumper sticker, and have tried to live up to those lofty aspirations ever since.

JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:38

you sir just made my day with that

cindayy77 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:29

perdix, I love most of your comments

sparxva 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:17

Maybe he wasn't going to the house. Duh! (or maybe it is the smell)

kelixo24 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:17

Well. That was rude!

diaz5 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:19

tht suxs

tatababe 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:19

I don't think his grama is a bad ass pinchy but not prison worthy

TodaySuxx 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:21

lol that sucks... but did you ask beforehand if he was able to give you a ride home? If not...you should of arranged your own ride.

DavLynn 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:27

he could've been going somewhere else , maybe he should have explained himself better. you friend should have stuck up for you too

gigi03 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:29

Thats messed up sounds like something I would do if I didnt like you

Kiraro 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:38

YDI for expecting a ride instead of asking.

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