Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a coffee. The cashier asked, “Hot or iced?” I panicked and said, “Yes.” We both just stared at each other until she said, “So… which one?” I wanted to drive away and never return. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
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Top comments
kscott88 0
YDI for being psychotic AND stupid.
MrJentipede 2
I'm surprised you are even competent enough to post this.
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Comments (243)
supasqueak 0
Omg that was hilarious XD.
m00sem00se 0
Spastic much? How do you not know you're not at the ordering spot. Even if they have two menu boards, how do you mistake a trash bin for an ordering menu. This website is crowded with a bunch of downies.
mannae_fml 0
If you hadn't been being a bitch in the first place you wouldn't have looked like a dumbass.
oceannauset 0
I've totally done this, minus the screaming about bad service. Those trash cans look like speakers! hahah
RhymePrime 7
You're a disgrace to Americans
meant2be32709 0
hahahaaaaaa i almost did this once. the trash bins kinda look like the speakers. but i stop for a sec and didn't yell at it for 5 minutes. haha.
Guitarist45 0
you're a huge spaz!!!!!!!!!!
indianabummer 0
YDI for being a ****. I work at a fast food place and it sucks enough on its own. But factor in a prick like you, who made yourself look stupid on your own, and then take it out on the people that work there cause you feel stupid, and suddenly you're ready to go on a killing spree. I hope you get an extremely painful STD and become sterile. You don't need to reproduce
HyperExecuter 0
wow. u r a ******. I hope the whole restaraunt beat the shit out of u and u cried u little pussy.
GeekyPenguin 0
xD Hahahaha.. !!!