Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a coffee. The cashier asked, “Hot or iced?” I panicked and said, “Yes.” We both just stared at each other until she said, “So… which one?” I wanted to drive away and never return. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
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kscott88 0
YDI for being psychotic AND stupid.
MrJentipede 2
I'm surprised you are even competent enough to post this.
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Comments (243)
SVelasquez 0
Wooow, that makes me laugh. Before you start bitching out a company for "poor customer service" make sure you're not being a bad customer! YDI.
emyle11 0
Hahaha. You remind me of the homeless woman who yells at empty seats on the train. :)
1bored 0
O yea i've seen those they have them at starbucks too and they do look like the intercom thingys. Try to keep ur cool nxt time though haha
tonia_fml 0
i agree.
hawkeye_pierce 0
Moron. I hope they pissed in your coffee.
towell777 0
lmao u sound like my neighbor XD
nebjamin69 0
This one just made me very angry inside : And the part where you spent that much time yelling at an inanimate object is why the rest of the world thinks American's are just hateful and retarded... (I know they're not, but it is the general consensus)
Tom815Cat 0
I like your style
PakiPakiPaki 0
That early in the morning, I kinda understand how you can be mixed up, how he can mistake a garbage for a speaker? Don't you guys realise that if there isnt a logo on the garbage, its usually the color of the franchise, like here in Canada at our Tim Hortons, the speaker and garbage are the same color. Easy mistake early in the morning all pissy n shit... I understand also why you would flip out, here at Tim Hortons, once my husband and I were the ONLY ones in the coffee shop, the worker had to make toast with butter, pour a soup, make an iced coffee and pour a regular coffee.... Swear to god it took 20 minutes before we got our full order, no exagerations. Service in Timmie's or for you in Dunkin's can be TOTAL shit. Their employees are usually for a few weeks then they get the boot, or they're high school students who don't WANT to work but work anyways for the cash...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
so, you're saying everyone who works there and is not a student actually wants to work there and doesn't do it for the money?
dreamsmean 3
aha you ass
mehwhateverr 0
you FRANTICALLY start screaming? i mean, i can understand angrily ranting "Well, you should really have someone at the speaker at all times, blahblahblah" but yelling and screaming? That's not exactly the most mature thing to do, and how you thought it was mature is beyond me. YDI.