Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
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Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a coffee. The cashier asked, “Hot or iced?” I panicked and said, “Yes.” We both just stared at each other until she said, “So… which one?” I wanted to drive away and never return. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
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Top comments
kscott88 0
YDI for being psychotic AND stupid.
MrJentipede 2
I'm surprised you are even competent enough to post this.
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Comments (243)
Alexgoesfml 3
So dumb this post is obviously fake!
Uvula 0
A whole 5 minutes, FYL, I hope tears fall into your iced coffee!
ohhhhshizzz 0
Have you been living under a whole for the last 10 years+, America is so ******* lazy that we have drive thru's everywhere, you would have had to known. But honestly everyone who is a bitch to people who work in the service industry, y'all should work their for atleast a month. Y'all would hate it, get over yourself. Grow up!
seb12992 0
Way to make yourself look like a jackass. YDI
randomoutburst 0
As someone who works at a restaurant, may I just say that I hate people like you? Get more information before going psycho on an employee (even if it turns out to be a garbage bin), because you never know the circumstances until you care to ask. ******.
heatherrrx 0
Wow, serious fail right there. YDI.
margiemarg24 0
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAAH ydi but thats HILARRRRIOUS
TheLetterZero 7
I facepalm every time someone uses "your" incorrectly when calling someone an idiot.
pjunior89 0
you get 1st place for being the dumbest person in the world.
Corky_fml 0
Nice try. Heard this before.
hawkeye_pierce 0
You've never worked a customer service job, have you?
bryans_fresh 0
This is fake. It's very easy to tell what's a garbage can and what's not. Plus, the speaker is right in front of the menu. Idiot. I hope someone agrees.