Miscellaneous: Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared... - FML

By scardeycat13 - 08/01/2012 05:38 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 05:00

Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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Sick board!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:26

This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.

Draxanoth 15

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:24

This sport is not for you...

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biggestfan23 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:41

Your a weenie OP

Xxchasea12xX 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:18

Fail

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:20

My daughter is 8 and on the double blacks. She prefers the blues with all their moguls and paths thru the trees, cause she says it is pretty there.

docscientist 9

Monday 9 January 2012 0:38

Good for you. I was on skis since I was two. I win. No, seriously, they can't be removed. Someone help me.

ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:33

Woah, woah, woah. It's called a bunny hill.

brandonrojo 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:06

i got a concussion the day after christmas at snow valley haha

hateevryone 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:09

try something else

Akharr01 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:47

My cousin went snow boarding the other day. Haha.

Marom 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:01

Fail =D

marcranger 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:23

You clearly weren't stoned enough.

kristena103 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:23

If ur a hot girl be aware of quagmire! Or if ur a hot boy stewie Gonna get cha!

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