Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
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Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his or his mom's name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we'd found her she told me, "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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catharsis5 9
Aww... She loves you.
pronounciations 5
Cool mom.
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Comments (197)
x_KL_x 7
"Where have you been? You could have been dead in a ditch!"
thisisafunnyname 12
"I was lying dead in a ditch."
Harlson13 0
Yes! With a meth head butt f**king his corpse.
rockhead200 0
at least she cares
Xxak907xX 0
Tobi's a good boy!
Buttsexpirate 9
At least she didn't call the cops for her missing child.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Yet. That would most likely be her next course of action.
starwind3438 9
Overprotective mom is overprotective.
guitardude728 9
just like redundant man is redundant
starwind3438 9
It's an internet meme moron.
diva_lulu 0
shows she loves u and cares i dnt see why yur complaining
Person1233 13
Have you ever had an overprotective mother who is constantly breathing down your neck to make sure you're "safe"- WHEN YOU'RE 20? The love has evolved into mild insanity at that point. There is a point where you must begin treating your kids like the age they are. OP's mom is still treating the OP like a toddler.
Pufferfish78 5
I had an over protective mom and It drove me crazy some days. She passed away in 2002. Be thankful of your time with her, you will miss the times she drove you nuts.
stealthkitten 3
Count your blessings Op. At least cops didn't have to drive you home because you were too slow to run to you Mom's get-away car.
DjeePee 25
Eventhough she overreacted, you should have told her where you went. Better go shopping with friends next time.
amberskyz 4
As all the kids in fostercare read this, Im sure they feel terrible for your plight. And all the pedos are grateful they have never taken a go at you. Indeed, **** your life.
happyabby123 0
Well, at least you know she loves you.
KaylieeJay 4
16 is still young enough for your mom to be worried and call you a "Missing child" if you go missing. Never too old for your mom to worry about you and never too old to be abducted.