Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, because my insane mother doesn’t want me getting a job to afford to move out and never see her again, she put my suit in the freezer last night so I couldn’t go to my 9 a.m. interview. I went in a t-shirt instead and they rejected me straight away for not "taking the interview seriously." FML
Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
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borntoperform 14
you'll find a job, just keep looking (: good luck
flickyourbic1223 7
1- OP is obviously not looking for a job. And let's settle OP's confusion about which is sadder: The saddest part is that if you would put that effort into actually looking for a job then you wouldn't be so pathetic.
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loveofyourlife11 0
you can't get a job because you don't have an education. you don't have an education because you dint have any of your own money. you don't have any money because you cant get a job. sadder? I think your LIFE is sad. try mcdonald's or some other fast food place. I'm sure they will hire you. :)
Jaxx66 21
the fact that you lied is pretty sad
Miranday 0
I feel your pain.
TheDrifter 24
Maybe president, as the op even goes so far as to whine about how their lies are failing to provide them with adequate cash flow as if it were someone else's fault.
johnnybagodonuts 2
go get a job and stop mooching off your mom, you lazy ****
perdix 31
The saddest thing is that you actually fooled your mom. She knows you have no interview, but you are so pitiable and pathetic, she didn't want to confront you over your ham-fisted, bald-faced lie.
sillysyl 2
maybe you should look for one n that means applying everywhere not just one place then you wouldnt have to fake an interview or just prove to ur mom u have applied everywhere n I bet shell back off.
ROFLSinURfaceNOO 0
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notquite69 0
So you're shopping for clothes with no job and interview. Brilliant. YDI.
sourgirl101 29
You think it's sad that your mom has faith in you and doesn't know you're a loser? .....you're an ass!