Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with eight guys. Just now, after taking three trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML
Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't worry about it. Threesomes with siblings seems to be the norm these days. I read that on here, so it must be true.
gublaman 3
God I hate those "buy one get one free" packages. What am I supposed to do with the other one!?
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Comments (20)
Isamermaid 17
Are you being vague on purpose?
RichardPencil 32
I think she’s not really sure who she is *******.
tounces7 28
So...this could actually be considered rape in court. Impersonating someone in order to have sex still lacks actual consent.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
She could have asked about being in a completely different room before she decided to bang him- I would personally find that unusual enough to ask about it the moment I noticed it. She hasn't said that the twin impersonated the guy she's been sleeping with- I don't think she's even sure if she has slept with both brothers herself. For all we know, she could have jumped whoever opened the front door and they just went with it or there may not even be a twin- he could have changed rooms and said it to mess with her. The whole story isn't here and the solution to being sexually irresponsible isn't to have someone else charged with rape.
PenguinPal3017 19
Could, depending on how it happened. That's why I want the details.
sarkycow 25
Didn't you say his name (or what you thought his name was) at some point during the time you were with ...and ******* him???!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
twins am I right, they getcha everytime.