Love, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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DeathShad0 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:03

What an ass thing to do.

SettoFail 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:05

That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.

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JohnLovesFMLs 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:27

what a dick

angrynegro7 16

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:43

Kick your sister and her friend in the pee flaps!

exquisite 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:08

You should have introduced them and get it over with. That's what you get for denying family.

aardvarkish 15

Monday 1 February 2010 0:17

I think your sister's friend did you a favor

Sekococo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:33

@32 talking about sasuke :D

DonkeyDelight 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:42

This would be an appropriate moment to awn a chainsaw. 

twilighthotty 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:38

wow ur sis is a bitch

sandman1126 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:58

thts terrible

turboextreme 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:21

whattabitch

strawberry6826 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:52

lmfaooo. i gitta say effed up but hilarious

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