Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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ryukensfj 5
Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?
Marissssolx330 0
He's a keeper ;)
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Comments (280)
kiss_1214 17
Get the 50 piece chicken nugget!!
massagenist 0
Maybe he's on a diet. Happy meals are like 800 calories with all the soda refills.
SoultheWolf 19
He's oviously not getting a second date... Also a Happy Meal? You could both get a decent mean on the dollar menu for cheaper then the price of a Happy Meal.
linkinpark98 24
So..... Did it come with a toy?
LMLYP87 0
What a pimp! My first dates usually ends at the abortion clinic...
unluckyone16 5
1 word - douchebag!!!
yoyo2309 7
WOW!l i have nothing against him not wanting to be cheap but at a fast food store? really, that is a bit sad a picnic would have been better or a day at the beach there are lots of other things unless u like that kind of thing. next date u tell him where hes taking u
1969CamaroBabe 6
Yes.... *but* .... did he let you keep the toy?? That's how you know whether or not to go for the 2nd date. ;-)
BackToSq1 4
YDI! Stop dating cheap asses and assholes and then complaining when they act cheap and like an ass!
Thorzix 23
Maybe he doesn't want to spend a ton of money for a girl that aint serious? Probly was a test :D. Anything's possible!