Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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anonymuse_fml 31
If you two haven't had a conversation about whether this was a relationship, and an exclusive one at that, he probably thinks it's open. And, technically, if you two haven't discussed being exclusive, he isn't really doing anything wrong... as much as it would still suck for you.
LyricaSilvan 30
Sounds like he may have assumed it was a "friends with benefits" situation. That, or he just assumes it's an open relationship. Either way, he's being an ass and isn't worth being upset over.
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Comments (18)
mrandmrsanon 7
Modern dating is bullshit. More than one date should be assumed exclusive if things get sexual. I'm sorry op but you need to wait for the kind of guy that's done talking with/dating other people if they're expecting sex.
TheNewGuy03 29
Even if it isn't exclusive, still a douchey thing to say.
CRC_101 31
If you're still counting your dates with him, it seems like it hasn't been established that this is an exclusive relationship. I wouldn't fault him for it. Nowadays it's not uncommon to go on dates with more than one person until you have a discussion about it, or at least longer than five dates. Remember to talk about it in the future.
Twisted_Angel 17
You kinda deserved that. Why have sex with someone after just five dates? Especially when you guys aren't exclusive? You should have asked more questions before sleeping with him. That's why I didn't sleep with my husband until we were married. We both decided we didn't want a relationship built on sex.
zoelog 10
if you haven't had the commitment talk then he's free to date whomever he wants to. not sure what the fifth date has to do with it. ydi
randybryant799 21
If you 2 haven't had the talk then he's free to date whomever he pleases. Just because you had sex with him doesn't mean you're exclusive.