Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc 20
OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.
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DrMario_ 16
He used you for your discount.
RobinGoodfellow 47
You sure that was a date?
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Comments (112)
mr_aaaaaaaa 12
-_-really? A date at target?....hmm at least he is hot?
Dillyduzit 23
You're very superficial.
starile 20
12 is pointing out the only silver lining evident in the post. Let her focus on the positives without your Haterade.
theKevmeister 13
be honest OP, depending on what part of Kansas, that might have been the most fun thing he could think of
lostlover89 31
lol I'm in Kansas and I can verify that Kansas is incredibly boring, especially out west where Salina is. Now if it were anywhere near Kansas City, a Target date would seem ridiculous as there is Westport, Power & Light District, etc.
Manosapo 18
First dates are the ones you will always remember
jkp1291 25
Did you get a discounted gift from this new suitor?
patrickalamo 48
He is after you for the employee discount.
mrmcleod 29
One could say... he missed the mark.
Zebediabolical 45
It would be a great date in Canada, since Target Canada is bankrupt and closing all it's stores. What better way to say 'I DIG YOU' than goint to an 80% off sale!
Darkness_Hate 29
That's pretty bad but it could have been Mc Donald's..
brittaaany_93 38
But McDonalds have playgrounds! :D
mattrd_fml 31
at least he's smoking hott. hopefully your next date is better op!
Dillyduzit 23
Don't be superficial. Looks aren't everything.
ProfessorMctitie 20
You posted this twice #28 on different comments, we get it he needs a spanking
afallingstar 22
Target (said with fancy French accent)...how romantic.