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About Lostlover89
Not really much to say about myself. I guess if you have any questions, just ask me? My birthday is June 14th, but for some reason, it shows June 13th and I can’t change it.
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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    13%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    34%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    17%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    67%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    113%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    14%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    27%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    9%
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Lostlover89's favorite FMLs

Couple Trying To Conceive For 4 Years Was Unknowingly Doing It In The Wrong Hole

For once, it's not the American sexual education system that's in the spotlight. This FML moment is brought to you all the way from China.

By Nadine - / Thursday 30 August 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

This Woman Dedicated Months To Pulling Off The Greatest Twitter Scheme Of All Time And She Deserves A Medal

This woman wins the internet.

By Nadine - / Sunday 2 September 2018 03:00 /

Here Are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Week!

The best of the best tweets from this week. Enjoy!

By Nadine - / Sunday 2 September 2018 17:30 /

Mountain Dew Accidentally Told All Of Scotland To Masturbate In Their New Ad

Do the dew. Literally.

By Nadine - / Monday 3 September 2018 17:30 /

This Man Has Found A Great Way To Laugh At The Ridiculous Headlines That Blame Millennials For Everything, And You've Got To See It

Millennials have honestly accomplished so much, murdering every industry out there. And they call us lazy!

By Nadine - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 23:59 / France - Paris